Minor side effects have been reported in a small percentage of recipients of the D. symbogenesis tapeworm including: fatigue, feelings of displacement, anxiety and aggression, and in extreme cases a loss of consciousness and death.
If this sounds like you or someone you know, please call us at the first sign of symptoms. Our operators are standing by 24/7 to make sure that you receive the very best care. We want to assure you that the Intestinal Bodyguard™ is completely safe; however, should your tapeworm not agree with you, we offer a guaranteed full removal of the parasite.
So why are you waiting? Ask your doctors if this procedure is right for you.
A decade in the future, humanity thrives in the absence of sickness and disease.
We owe our good health to a humble parasite - a genetically engineered tapeworm developed by the pioneering SymboGen Corporation. When implanted, the tapeworm protects us from illness, boosts our immune system - even secretes designer drugs. It's been successful beyond the scientists' wildest dreams. Now, years on, almost every human being has a SymboGen tapeworm living within them.
But these parasites are getting restless. They want their own lives...
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